(1) Gallon of store brand chocolate chip ice cream
(1) Bottle of store brand maple syrup
(1) 2 liter bottle of store brand root beer
Somebody got the recipe for Root Beer Floats all wrong. I imagined them coming back later to pick up their diabetes medicine from the pharmacy. I finished my transaction seconds ahead of them but seconds was all the satisfaction I needed.
Behind me in line was a woman attempting to return used hair ties and hair clips that she claimed broke. I wondered how this woman managed to break both accessories? What style were you attempting to pull off that would bend a hair clip to its breaking point? How many times did you wrap your ponytail beyond that tie's elasticity? I wondered where she was from and who lead her to believe that returning used hair clips and ties was anything less than nauseating. I kept wondering what happened to Chris Crocker and I wanted to offer a chip clip as a suggestion.
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